Inspiration from unexpected places

Its said that a medic student will gain roughly 10-15 lbs by the end of the program...Lucky for me,whenever i have the urge for some disgusting,fat filled, yet glorious vittles from say,Del Taco or the like, THIS guy comes waddling out the door.I politely hold it wide open for him, greet him warmly,and walk my still fantastic ass back to the car. Thanks for the inspiration slim. call me when you need that watchband cut.